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Colorado Theater Massacre — Victims’ Names Coming Out
The names of the victims of Friday’s movie theater shooting in Aurora, Colorado are starting to be revealed.
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8 Occasions When Men Deserve Presents
The push gift. If you haven’t had a child yet, you’re probably as confused as we were in remedial algebra. If you do have a third mouth to feed, though, you know what this is — the present you give your significant other for having a baby.
That got us thinking: what are some events or accomplishments a man should receive gifts for that he currently doesn’t? Here’s a look:
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Who Will Win Big at This Year’s Academy Awards? Let Your Voice Be Heard
The Academy Awards are slated for Sunday evening. While you can catch the live broadcast on ABC at 7 p.m. ET, there’s no reason you can’t get into the spirit of Hollywood’s biggest night now.
Here’s a look at this year’s nominees in the major categories. Let your voice be heard and tell us who you think will win!
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11 Things You Don’t Want to Hear at a Super Bowl Party
Whether it be the commercials, the halftime show or, you know, the game itself, the Super Bowl gets everyone fired up — so much so that the Super Bowl party has become an American institution.
Not much can dampen the enthusiasm we have for the biggest game in the sports world. But here are a few things you don’t want to hear at any Super Bowl bash.
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11 Harmless Comments Celebrities Wished They Never Made
Mark Wahlberg showed off his ability to put his foot in his mouth last week when he made comments saying he could’ve prevented the September 11th terrorist attacks.
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What Have Two Percent of Americans Made for Their New Year’s Resolution?
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10 Clever Ways to Drop Those Excess Holiday Pounds
The holidays are behind us and perhaps the only thing more disappointing than the awful gift from your Aunt Beatrice — seriously, a tie? — is the fact all the eating you did is starting to show in what used to be your washboard abs.
If you see more numbers when you step on the scale than you do when you look at your paycheck, it may be time to face the dreaded “d” word – diet. Before you start chowing down on nothing but tofu and steamed broccoli, though, consider these helpful tips to win the battle of the bulge.
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10 Things You Don’t Want to Hear on Christmas Day
Ah, Christmas. It’s a relaxing time to spend with family and the last hurdle before you let your hair down on New Year’s Eve.
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10 Reasons Why Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher Are Actually Divorcing
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have announced they are divorcing, putting an end to rampant speculation about their relationship. The tabloids have had a field day about the state of their marriage for months, with rumors he cheated on her with several women spreading faster than you can say “Dashton.”
But is that the real reason they’re going their separate ways? We think not. Here’s the real inside scoop on why this Hollywood super-couple has decided to call it quits. Add your reasons in the comments.
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11 Jokes About Lindsay Lohan Returning to Jail
Lindsay Lohan is going back to jail for violating her probation. No, this is not a rerun of a story you think you’ve heard before, although it sure sounds like it, since this will be her fifth stint behind bars.
While the ‘Mean Girls’ star has been sentenced to 30 days, officials expect she’ll most likely serve six. Lohan has to turn herself to begin serving her stint in the slammer by November 9, so while she preps for her return, we thought we’d help look at the lighter side with these jokes:
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14 Jokes Inspired By Donald Trump’s Feud with Jon Stewart
Donald Trump is again feuding, this time with ‘Daily Show’ host Jon Stewart. He claims Stewart has gotten away with a “racist rant” after he made jokes about Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain.
Some people collect stamps, some collect coins. Trump collects enemies. The real estate mogul counts Rosie O’Donnell, Martha Stewart, Jerry Seinfeld, Marc Cuban, Bill Cosby, President Obama, Robert De Niro among the stars he’s found himself bickering with over the years. So, congrats to you, Jon Stewart – you’re merely the latest inductee into this not-so-exclusive fraternity.
To honor the Donald’s beef with Stewart and his chronic penchant for feuding with anyone who so much as breathes air he wanted for himself, here are 10 jokes all about the real estate mogul:
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12 Jokes About Jessica Simpson Being Pregnant
After weeks of speculation, Jessica Simpson has announced she is pregnant. It’ll be the first child for the singer/actress/designer/former reality star and her fiancé, former pro football player Eric Johnson. In lieu of sending them a gift to help them decorate their nursery, we decided to give them the gift of laughter.
Here are 12 jokes about Jessica being pregnant: