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Youth Soccer League to Fight Flu By Outlawing High-Fives
Everyone knows you can’t use your hands in soccer, but that’s causing quite a stir in New York City.
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California Man Pays Huge $14,000 Tax Bill with Coins
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Man Outsources Own Job, Surfs Reddit All Day
We've got like to give an anonymous computer programmer the Peter Gibbons Office Space Award for Doing Nothing (In the spirit of the award, we didn't actually bother making a trophy).
Imagine you're a boss at a large "Critical Infrastructure" type company, when you hear from your information security team that someone from China is accessing a critical system
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Keep Your Family From Finding Your ‘Adult Film Collection’ Collection After You Die
What do you think would happen if, upon your departure from this mortal Earth, your family found out that you were an active part of a nipple-biting subculture, or stumbled upon your sizeable Russian horse and prosthetic masturbation porn collection ? We can tell you this - it would definitely change the tone of the eulogy.
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Surround Sound Coffins Now Available! Wait…What?
The deceased can now finally rest in peace while still being entertained. A Swedish man has designed a coffin that has built in surround sound speakers that will play music controlled by living family members. Ok?
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Teacher With Fear of Children Fighting Forced Retirement
Language teacher Maria C. Waltherr-Willard suffers from pedophobia, which means she is afraid of young children. When the 61-year-old is in the presence of the little tykes she experiences symptoms which include anxiety, chest pains and vomiting.
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Jimmy Kimmel Exposes Whiny Los Angeles Residents Who Can’t Bear The “Cold”
While the East Coast often suffers from temperatures well below 20 degrees, those in Los Angeles can't seem to stand anything below 60. Thanks to Jimmy Kimmel, America is now aware just how spoiled the LA crowd is. Recently, the talk show host aired a segment from the local news, in which newscasters incessantly seem to complain about the recent temperatures -- which all sat in the mid-fifties.
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Is The DeWalt Assault Nail Gun Real?
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Plate of Pasta At New York Restaurant Costs $2,013
Pasta is typically one of the cheaper entrees at a restaurant. In fact you can often get an endless bowl of it for ten bucks at your local Olive Garden.
But a "plate" of pasta on the menu at Bice, an eatery in Midtown Manhattan, is anything but inexpensive. The dish, featuring homemade tagliolini pasta topped with two pounds of fresh lobster and black truffles, will run you the year-accurate sum of $2,013.
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Help Your Pooch Unwind With ‘Dawg Grog,’ Beer Made for Dogs
Do you find that your dog is frequently stressed after a hard day of guarding the home? Then you may want to help your pooch unwind with 'Dawg Grog,' which is being marketed as beer for man's best friend.
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‘Meanest Mother in Wyoming’ Sells Sons Truck in Newspaper
This was in the Northern Wyoming Daily News in Worland. Do you think she's the meanest mother in Wyoming or setting an excellent example?
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‘The Onion’ Reports Taylor Swift is Now Dating James Holmes… Inappropriate?
America's most popular satirical newspaper The Onion just recently released another eyebrow raising story. The Onion reported that recently single singer Taylor Swift in now dating mass murder suspect James Holmes. Is this inappropriate?