Infants and drunks have a lot in common: Both babble, stumble around aimlessly and are prone to wetting themselves.

Using that as a jumping off point, YouTube personality Mr. Arturo Trejo set out to interview his one-year-old son Jose about his addiction to apple juice and other emotional baggage that comes from his single year of hard living.

While Jose’s answers might sound like gibberish, with the help of subtitles we learn that the tot has deep-seated mommy issues, clear-cut opinions on what should have happened to Bin Laden and an imagination full of turtles.

[via BuzzFeed]