When Roseanne Barr isn't contemplating a run for office or promoting her new book, apparently she's telling the secrets of the stars. In this above video -- from "The Late, Late Show" with Craig Ferguson -- she's dishing about Dolly Parton. In this case, she's covered in tattoos!
In fact, Barr almost seemed hesitant to reveal the revealing fact:
"She's got, like, all these awesome tattoos all over her body -- no black or no blue lines. All like pastel, gorgeous bows all over everything..."