Her Yank Was Worse Than Her Bite – Redneck Headlines
Each weekday, Rodeo Rick scours the web for the best and weirdest news headlines from around the world. We proudly present you with the best Redneck Headlines and the stories behind them.
Here are today’s Redneck Headlines:
#1 – HER YANK WAS WORSE THAN HER BITE
#2 – SMELLS LIKE TROUBLE
#3 – NOT EVEN A TRUCKER HAT
A London man bit off a little more than he could chew when he dumped his dentist girlfriend, only to have her pull out all of his teeth as retaliation for the rejection.
The man didn’t see any harm in continuing to see his ex on a professional basis after ending their relationship, so he went to his scheduled appointment, only to have her drug him, restrain him and pull every single tooth out of his head.
The dentist, who is under investigation for criminal medical malpractice, said, “I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions, but when I saw him lying there I just thought, ‘What a [jerk].’”
Source: Huffington Post
Authorities are set to sock it to a pervy Florida man who tried to get his jollies through a bizarre scheme that involved teenage girls and used athletic socks.
Robert Mark Van Wagner was busted after hanging out at a park and offering the young ladies pairs of socks then asking them to run around the sports field and return the sweaty footwear to him. According to the arrest report, Van Wagner told police he was acting on a fetish and that he had been doing it for years in various locations without getting into trouble.
Source: WPTV
An Indiana man was exposed as a thief and a lousy driver when he stole and crashed a truck while stark naked!
Aaron Zachary Latham started his rampage by climbing a light pole in his birthday suit, then jumping out in front of a truck driven by a local high school student and beating his head on the front bumper. When the young man left the cab to check on him, Latham leapt in and drove off, crashing it into the front of a house at 50 miles per hour.
Cops are still baffled as to what prompted Latham to flip out, since they say he wasn’t keen on answering questions. One noted, “He wasn’t very co-operative.
Source: The Star-Press (Indiana)
A wanna-be burglar in Georgia is in a ho-ho-hole lotta trouble after getting stuck when he went up the chimney without care during a heist.
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