We don’t know how it’s possible, but every single week we discover even more reasons to love and obsess over ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.’ Even Britney Spears and Ke$ha enjoy the family’s rural shenanigans!

From the get-go, however, we were huge fans of the Thompson family names. There’s Mama, Sugar Bear, Chickadee, Chubbs, Pumpkin, and, of course, Honey Boo Boo Child. They somehow make the show that much more charming.

So when we discovered this Honey Boo Boo Nickname Generator on Facebook, our go-go juice-loving inner superfan exploded with excitement! But be warned: this could suck you in for hours.

We’ve already gotten Nita Noodle and Cealy Spiffy, both of which sound way cooler than our real names. How the heck does this generator come up with a Honey Boo Boo-esque title? We haven’t the slightest clue. But then again, where in the world did ‘Honey Boo Boo’ come from?

What’s your nickname?