Eric Rogell

This Father's Day, dad doesn't want a fancy cocktail created by some ironically mustachioed mixologist wearing armbands and smelling of patchouli oil. He wants a man's drink. A drink that's mostly booze.

Nothing sucks harder than a boring party where people just sit around nursing beers. That's why "Drinking Composer" Ali Spagnola decided to make sure that never happens again.

Got a guy on your Christmas list who you need to impress? Maybe your boss, her dad, or your grandfather who keeps telling you how back in his day men didn't wear skinny jeans or use moisturizer? You can relax now, we've found it: get them a personalized bottle of Knob Creek bourbon.