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Who among us hasn't secretly (or not so secretly) wished he was left alone at night in a donut shop?

The best part of a beer bottle isn't the suds inside -- it's the cap on it.

There's a reason this guy's a valet and not, say, a NASCAR driver or even a cabbie.

If a tree falls in the forest will anyone hear when it shows how annoyed it is? The answer is most definitely yes.

You may 'ink' twice about getting a tattoo after watching this.

Alcoholism and gluttony collide in one thirst-quenching and calorie-filling delight.

In news that will make car washes around the world cringe, Nissan is working on the world's first self-cleaning car.

We've all heard lame Polish jokes. This video will rekindle your desire to come up with one, with the key word being 'kindle.'

The Super Bowl is nigh, which means another Bad Lip Reading of the NFL has come upon us! We dare you not to laugh your asses off.

For some silly reason, Super Bowl Sunday is not a national holiday ... yet.

Know what we love? Zombies. And pranks. And when the two come together in a perfect storm of hilarity, we laugh our asses off. Here's a video showing Norman Reedus from 'The Walking Dead' getting zombie pranked in Japan.

Not just any attractive woman. Nina Agdal. Yes, that Nina Agdal—our hottest woman of 2013.