Springtime In Wyoming – A Poem [VIDEO]
It's springtime in Wyoming.
To other states that means a gentle transition from winter to summer. But in Wyoming it means spastic attacks of all 4 seasons happening at almost the same time. It is as if the seasons are fist fighting with each other over control.
Wyoming has jokes about springtime. Surely someone has written a poem.
YUP! Here it is.
This poem is clever and accurate. This gentleman has nailed it.
Just for fun, here is a bonus poem we fund out there on the internet.
SPRINGTIME IN WYOMING
WHEN IT'S SPRINGTIME IN THE ROCKIES
WHERE THE GENTLE BREEZES BLOW
ABOUT 70 MILES AN HOUR
AND IT'S 52 BELOW
YOU CAN TELL YOU'RE IN WYOMING
WHEN THE SNOW DRIFTS YOU CAN'T CUT
AND YOU TAKE A BREATH OF SPRINGTIME AIR
AND YOU'RE NOSTRILS BOTH FREEZE SHUT
THE WEATHER HERE IS DIFFERENT
SO I GUESS I'LL HANG AROUND
I COULD NEVER LEAVE WYOMING
CAUSE' MY FEET ARE FROZEN TO THE GROUND!!!!!!!!