Jessica Simpson

After weeks of speculation, Jessica Simpson has announced she is pregnant. It’ll be the first child for the singer/actress/designer/former reality star and her fiancé, former pro football player Eric Johnson. In lieu of sending them a gift to help them decorate their nursery, we decided to give them the gift of laughter. Here are 12 jokes about Jessica being pregnant:

According to a report earlier this week  in the Britain’s Sun tabloid, Jessica Simpson is sick of her large breasts because they “make her look” fat, and she is planning to have her most famous assets reduced before her November wedding to former NFL player Eric Johnson. However, fans of Jessica’s double D’s can rest easy because the 31-year old took to Twitter on Wednesday and sent out this reass

Was Jessica Simpson doing a little drunken dancing during a concert earlier this week by British singer Adele?