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This little kitty uses its feline flexibility to suck on its big toe like a human baby would his thumb. Watch this twist on teething  below.

Ranch dressing is the ultimate American condiment. So it’s about time someone combined it with another great tradition: eating contests. The guys in this video really have a taste for the stuff — and some strong stomachs.

While we aren’t quite lucky enough to have Jeff Dunham come to Laramie, he will be performing at the Budweiser Events Center at 7:30 PM on the night of October 6th. If you haven’t been down to the Budweiser Events Center before it will only take you about 1 1/2 hours to get down to Loveland, CO. The Budweiser Events Center is actually Jeff’s first stop on his brand new tour for Controlled Chaos! R

Darth Vader being revealed as Luke Skywalker’s father in ‘Empire Strikes Back’ is such a well-known plot twist, it doesn’t even require a “spoiler alert.” However, that doesn’t mean that everybody knows that the ‘Star Wars’ rivals are father and son. Witness 4-year old Faris’ reaction to the famous plot twist, in the video below.

Jack, the loveable sheep in this video, has convinced himself that he is a dog. Instead of grazing like his fellow sheep, Jack fetches sticks, tries to bark, and even arrogantly herds his sheep brethren. It’s like a ‘Far Side’ cartoon come to life!

Tricycle racing is the most fun you can have on three wheels. It’s also an easy way to ruin a perfectly good pair of shoes. Filmed in Powder Mountain, Utah by Devin Graham (the same guy who brought the internet the human slingshot), the custom-modified tricycles in this video were equiped with speedometers that recorded the trikes reaching speeds of up to 55 miles per hour.

Though it takes him a little while to figure out the proper plan of attack, a dog named Stubs is able to climb a tree in order to retrieve a stick his owner put up there. Good boy! Check out the industrious pooch in the video below.

Don’t taunt a sheep unless you want to end up getting rammed (pun intended) like the girl in this video. This sheep goes nuts after a nasty little urchin tosses a coconut at its head. Luckily for the rude girl the sheep’s ramming instincts have preceded the development of his horns. Check out some retribution, sheep-style, in the video below

A girl’s minute-long sneezing fit was captured on film by another student in the art class in which the epic allergy attack went down. Leryn, who allowed the video to be uploaded onto YouTube, violently sneezes a whopping 39 straight times. Some have suggested that she was faking it, but 39 straight fake sneezes is a pretty impressive feat too.

If you happened to be in Kitty Hawk, North Carolina recently, and were struck from the sky by chunks of partially digested food, it probably wasn’t a large bird with some sort of stomach ailment that did you in. No, instead you were likely the victim of a man named Jay, who doused the scenic landscape with puke four times during a hang gliding lesson.

Setting: a backyard pool somewhere in suburbia. Crickets chirp, the air-conditioner hums, and a little boy standing by the pool chews on his goggles. After about 15 seconds of this tranquil scene, the camera finds a little girl, also poolside in a bathing suit. “I’m pooping,” the little girl matter-of-factly declares.

This elderly street performer kicks off his show by walking around on his hands. It’s impressive, no doubt, but it probably wouldn’t turn a lot of heads if it wasn’t for his age. His next trick, however, is amazing at any age. Yet, for whatever reason, the crowd doesn’t seem too impressed. Check it out below.