Comedy

Some women are single because they’re too picky. And others happily grow old alone because they go out with guys who simply can’t accept rejection gracefully. Such was the case with a woman named Lauren, who had but one date with an investment banker named Mike — and then got an email that would’ve sent some women straight to a convent.

Steve Buscemi has played a lot of “creepy” roles in the past — his words, not ours — and perhaps that’s why when he appeared on ‘SNL‘ as Coach Bert, everyone thought he was a pedophile.

Working retail during the holidays is already a grueling experience. But it must be even worse when you get pranked like the unfortunate Target employees in this hysterical video.

In what will no doubt go down in history as one of the biggest “epic fails” in hunting history, a dog in Utah accidentally shot his owner in the backside with a 12-gauge shotgun. The dog’s name? Dick Cheney. We kid, we kid.

Everyone loves Betty White, and that was very evident Tuesday night when she appeared on ‘The Daily Show.’ The ‘Hot in Cleveland’ star was there to talk about her new book about zoo animals, but of course the subject turned to her sex life.

If there’s one celebrity event that deserves mocking, it’s the recent E! wedding between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, which lasted 72 days. Last Saturday night, ‘Saturday Night Live’ spoofed the wedding and the marriage, as well as the inevitable divorce reality show that will probably arise.

Donald Trump is again feuding, this time with ‘Daily Show’ host Jon Stewart. He claims Stewart has gotten away with a “racist rant” after he made jokes about Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain. Some people collect stamps, some collect coins. Trump collects enemies. The real estate mogul counts Rosie O’Donnell, Martha Stewart, Jerry Seinfeld, Marc Cuban, Bill Cosby, President Obama, Robe

After weeks of speculation, Jessica Simpson has announced she is pregnant. It’ll be the first child for the singer/actress/designer/former reality star and her fiancé, former pro football player Eric Johnson. In lieu of sending them a gift to help them decorate their nursery, we decided to give them the gift of laughter. Here are 12 jokes about Jessica being pregnant:

Yes, Conan has been at TBS for a year (the anniversary is November 8, to be exact). To celebrate, Team Coco has released a video that compresses the entire 12 months into a nice four minute package.

Charlie Sheen will be taking his winning ways back to the small screen in a TV version of the 2003 Jack Nicholson/Adam Sandler movie ‘Anger Management.’

A lot of famous funny people have received the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, and this year Will Ferrell took home the award. The actor joins the ranks of Richard Pryor, Whoopi Goldberg and Tina Fey, who have all been honored with the award since its inception in 1998. Of course, because it’s Will Ferrell, the ceremony couldn’t go off without something happening.

Will Ferrell was awarded the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor during a ceremony at the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington DC Sunday night.