The New Drinking Scarf, For The Wino Who Has Everything

Get your buzz on in public while stylin in a $25 Flask Scarf.

They come in about 20 different colors, and they're lightweight.  So, not a WINTER scarf.  But more importantly, each scarf holds eight ounces of liquid.  Which is about a third of a bottle of wine . . . or enough liquor to get Mom completely BLASTED.

The website ShopBaxbo.com is selling them for $25.  And if you order by Wednesday, you get free shipping in time for Mother's Day.

If you want to save on shipping and deal with FATHER'S DAY a month early, they also make a product called "FlaskTie" . . . so your mom and dad can secretly get hammered TOGETHER at formal functions.