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Thanksgiving dinner can often come with a side of political disagreements. That kind of atmosphere often can ruin the day. So why not defuse the tension between the college sophomore and grandpa with these goofy things you can bring to dinner.


Beardaments Beard Ornaments

No one will want to talk about Washington DC while you steal attention with these...things (?). Nothing says 'Hey look at me" more than a long bead with ornaments.

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Roasted Turkey Hat

A live production of your favorite Friends Thanksgiving episodes is not complete without this.

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Mischievous Cat Garden Gnome Statue Figurine

All Tweets will be forgotten and focus will be on the dinner table when you use this as a centerpiece.

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Decorative Plush Pumpkin and Apple Pie Hats

Did someone show up with a new boyfriend or girlfriend? Welcome the stranger into the family, and make them really uncomfortable, with these super hip couple's hats.

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Plush Chef Turkey Hat Party Accessory

Is mom close to the edge? Did you 'go get a pop' and miss helping with dishes? All will be forgotten when you give mom this chef's hat.

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Inflatable Roast Turkey Costume

When all else fails and the usual suspects derail dinner to demonstrate their (supposed) political savvy - Then it is time for this...thing. Who can be mad when a giant inflatable turkey is dancing around the kid's table?

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